Author: redladybug833

Cock Sounding: The Best Way To Do It For Maximum Pleasure

Cock Sounding: The Best Way To Do It For Maximum Pleasure

There are several abilities we as humans possess that make us different from animals. We have complex language, we can self-reflect, and we have complex reasoning. With our power of the mind, we can be hypothetical and wonder about countless what-ifs. You look at history and ask yourself, “what if Persians conquered Greece?” That’s alternate history! You look at a piece of wood and ask yourself, “what if I could make sound from that?” That’s producing instruments! You look at your pee hole and ask yourself, “what if… What if I put stuff in it?” That, my good people, is…

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Why Earthlings Obsess Over Alien Penetration

Why Earthlings Obsess Over Alien Penetration

WHAT DO ALIENS want? Science fiction and UFO abduction stories kind of make you wonder why aliens bother coming here at all. They descend upon Earth for some nominal reason—enslavement of the masses, a study of our physiology, a quick natural resource grab, whatever—and in the end the humans whomp them. They return to the stars, caudal appendage tucked between their legs, with a begrudging acknowledgment that those bald apes may be primitive, but their indomitable humanity makes them impossible to overcome. Preposterous! In real life, humans are sucky and weak. If metropolis-sized spacecrafts actually plopped out of the skies, we’d…

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How to get it on with an Alien: A Beginner’s Guide

How to get it on with an Alien: A Beginner’s Guide

Valentine’s day is coming up, which means it’s time to get romantic with your alien loved one. But how exactly do you do the deed with someone whose DNA comes from the other side of the galaxy? How do you negotiate differing erogenous zones and the possibility that your lover may want to eat you after the act? Read our handy primer on getting down and dirty with a member of an extraterrestrial species. If you want to get more in-depth on the possibilities of alien sex, sink your eyes into Ellen Datlow’s Alien Sex anthology. Also, check out our lists of hot…

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Alien Fuck Fantasies

Alien Fuck Fantasies

Some fantasies are based in reality but others, like having sex with aliens, aren’t based in reality at all. I decided that I wanted to bring up some possible problems with the concept of having sex with an alien life form. I think it’s interesting that some people have fantasies about having sex with aliens. If you look at comic or cartoon pictures, of these kind of things, then it seems that the expectation is that the aliens will have genitals similar to ours. Well I want to propose that maybe, that might not be to the case. Just look…

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Most popular types of sex that woman enjoy

Most popular types of sex that woman enjoy

Thanks to the progress the civilization has made, women feel empowered enough to acknowledge and openly address their sexuality. Pop culture promotes the image of a strong, sexually confident woman who feels good about herself and does not seek anyone’s approval. She inspires women worldwide who, as a result, break the stigma around female sexual pleasure and sex toys. It is longer an issue whether some women have more sex than others. In fact, women must encourage any one one to be confident with their sexuality and encourage each other. If you recognize yourself in the description of a modern…

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