They Came to Conquer Your… Mixing ufology and sex may seem crazy, but a ton of people are actually quite into it. Studying and promoting all kinds of conspiracy theories, all sorts of folks like to mention both penetration and abduction in the same sentence. Yes, naughty aliens. We’re not making this up. It’s a big thing for E.T. people. Leaving anal probes and taking sexual experiences to another level all over the galaxy, alien spices of all trades are looking for some hot action on planet Earth. This kind of talk leads us to alien porn, and we’re here…